Chief Roast Officer
Personnel Department
Fictional office game

Office induction / two shifts + repair desk

The office needs
someone on shift.

The printer wants a promotion. The intern wants one useful question. Chief wants the last word. Make six decisions and earn your personnel review. Then open the four-decision repair desk: your earlier choices change the time, evidence and help you have. A second shift waits when you return to this browser.

The opening shift

0 / 6 decisions filed

Chief has left you the paperclip.

It is not a badge of rank. You have one opening shift, six decisions, and several objects with managerial ambitions.

Each choice carries a tradeoff. Chief comments after you decide; your role follows the whole shift. There is a second shift with five different situations when you return.

A scripted game, about 3–5 minutes per shift. No name, wallet, email or sign-in.

Your shift is saved only in this browser.

CHIEF ROAST OFFICER
PERSONNEL REVIEW
HR FILE: SEALED
CLASSIFICATION: FICTION

Appointed position

The review is still on Chief’s desk.

Finish the shift to open the review. Chief prefers a record of decisions to an impressive explanation of your potential.

This is scripted fiction. Choices and up to six completed reviews are saved in this browser’s local storage, where available. They are not sent to a server. Clearing browser data removes them. There is no account or cross-device save. Sharing is your choice.

The return shift has five new situations. The chair stays. Chief’s coffee policy remains unresolved.